Hello, Avocados! Me, Grimlock! Me want to tell you all about how cool I am! Me, Grimlock, is best Transformer!

What is cooler than robot that transforms into a car? How about robot that transforms into a DINOSAUR?!? Or maybe me is dinosaur that transforms into robot? Hmmmm. Grimlock didn’t mean to get so deep there. Grimlock smart.

Now me, Grimlock, have super important job! Grimlock is king of the Dinobots! Together we help weak and puny Autobots defeat crunchy Decepticons! And me do mean CRUNCHY!

Of course, when Grimlock not fighting bravely in battle, Grimlock have other hobbies! Like eating tasty fish! Yummy! Wait, isn’t Grimlock robot? Why Grimlock able to eat fish? Oh, Grimlock is profound philosopher. Me should really teach at Dinobot University!

Me, Grimlock, sometimes given other tasks as well. Tasks Grimlock no like! Like serving drinks in apron! It so boring! And it make people online say inappropriate things about Grimlock, but if Grimlock repeated them, Grimlock might get banned from Avocado! And me no want that! Then me would be stuck posting at AV Club, and people there say Grimlock talk too loud!

Now a few years ago, like many in Hollywood, Grimlock started to feel insecure about his looks! So Grimlock, ummm, Grimlock had some work done! Me not sure how me feel about it, but hey, at least me huge now! And size do matter! Wait, Grimlock actually not sure if he have penis or not, so maybe that joke no work…

Have great night, everyone!