All you need is a kid giving you some M&M’s before your Olympic event, and bam, you win! I know this seems like a happy ending, but an investigation found that the “candy” was actually contraband smuggled into the arena and filled with every enhancer known to man. The only place this man will be doing rings from now on is in the prison gym (also, this is why kids are no longer allowed to give athletes M&M’s during the games).

Have a golden day, y’all!