Nothing Can Stop the Minions from Returning in 2027

Proving that they are, in fact, the most unstoppable force on earth, in Heaven, or Hell, Minions 3 will invade on June 30th, 2027. It is unknown if it will be a direct sequel to 2022’s The Rise of Gru or if it will involve the Minions, in a shrewd bit of social commentary, serving the true force of evil in the world: politicians. Or maybe it will retcon the timeline and reveal that they weren’t in Antarctica during World War II after all.

By the way, in case you didn’t know, the Despicable franchise is approaching the $5 billion mark worldwide. This is why the Minions will overtake Jesus should the Second Coming ever actually happen, which would be ironic, considering all of those memes there are of them being good Christians for some reason. Also, who would win in a fight: The Minions or Goku? I think you already know the answer.

Despicable Me 4: Downfall of the Oppressed is now playing in theaters.