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Reports of the Ruber Night Thread’s Death Were Greatly Exaggerated

Let’s go back to night threads of war and violence. I’m so sick of peace and SILENCE!!!

Go figure this is Ruber’s profile photo on Tinder.

I know, I know. You all thought he was gone. You probably hoped he was gone. You may have even prayed he was gone. But he is too powerful. He can not die. And since it is Quest for Camelot’s anniversary, there is no greater time for Ruber’s long overdue return! After all, he does need more than everyone. It’s only fair.

I long to know the happiness this guy feels when attaching a sword to his arm.

You were mistaken
If you believed
Ruber-themed headers
Would just crumble and leave
Now they are BACK
And they will be STAYING this time!

I’M JOKING! PUT DOWN THE TORCHES! I’M JOKING!

Have a great night, y’all! Now excuse me. I have a mechanical army to tend to.