SUBMIT YOURSELF TO A SPICY FANTASY FILLED WITH SAND LIKE NEVER BEFORE THOUGHT POSSIBLE! CAPTURE THE SANDWORM AND FLOW ON OVER! TICKETS FOR PAUL’S DUNE EXPERIENCE (TM) ARE ON SALE NOW!

Welcome to Paul’s Dune Experince, a place where your horrifying visions of the future become reality! Book your adventure now and embark on an incredible journey filled with dazzling heat and enterntainment at every turn!

WEAR YOUR OWN SWEATSUIT! Embark on a dangerous mission across the dangerous sand dunes which are full of dangerous heat! Survive the danger in your sweat suit which will keep you alive with your own sweat and probably also your pee. Look, try not to think about it. What matters if you’ll feel super kewl as you wander around look for precious spice! Your family will create livelong, sweaty memories!

CONCOCT YOUR OWN RECIPES IN OUR SPICE KITCHEN! The spice must flow, and flow it will, into your tummy that is, as you create spicy magic in our magical spice kitchen! Enjoy the taste of spice that countless lives were sacrificed for as your cook your spicy treats! Taste the spice of our spice cookie, spice pastries, and even spice beer! Spice! Algerians beware, we are not legally liable if you get sick and/or die.

WATCH EXCITING LIVE ENTERTAINMENT! Submit yourselves to the will of your senses by enjoying STINGER AND THE SPICE BOYS live on stage! You’ll jam to all of their cool sandy tunes and songs including hits like “DUNE THE RIGHT THING” and “I’M SO DUNE WITH YOU” and “OVER THE DUNE FOR YOU”! Live entertainment! Stinger! Spice Boys! Your family will never forget it!

AVENTISE TO DAT THE WORM: Don’t miss out on the thrill of a lifetime! Now you can dat the worm just like in the movies! You’d better hold on tight! It will be a bumpy ride, and we are not legally liable if you fall off and/or die. This includes your children.

So what are you waiting for? Book your exiting adventure today! Remember, THE SPICES MUST GO! PAUL’S DUNE EXPERIENCE (TM) promises all of the sand you could possibly want! BOOK NOW! THE ILLUMINATI DEMAND IT!