At long last, after years of anticipation, Madame Web is in theaters! Finally audiences can discover just how her web connects them all! Critics and audiences agree that this is in fact a movie which does have scenes and even has credits. So it is a film.

In celebration of WEB-MANIA sweeping the nation (and the world), let’s list the TOP TEN MOMENTS FROM THE TRAILER! I know that many of you have already seen the movie by now (it opened yesterday to a webillion dollars), so indulge me here as I have not watched it yet…

10. The part where Dakota Johnson said “I really do hate the film industry right now, it’s impossible to get anything made, it’s fucking depressing, Lord help me, just how long is this press tour?” Gives me chills every time!

9. The part where the Bad Spider-Dude said “It’s time to squish some spiders!” before breaking into song. Gives me chills every time!

8. The part where the old dude asked Dakota Johnson “are you familiar with the teachings of Dr. Morbius?” and she responded “you mean it’s morbin’ time?” Gives me chills every time!

7. The part where the girls were in the diner and started dancing on the tables, which apparently is a thing that actually happens in the movie. Gives me chills every time!

6. The part where the spider-women were all in the woods and Jason showed up for some funny business. Gives me chills every time!

5. The part where the Bad Spider-Dude pulled out a pirate sword and said “Arrrr! I be a pirate spider! Time to walk the plank, spider-women!” Gives me chills every time!

4. The part where Dakota Johnson had her mouth open and looked surprised. Gives me chills every time!

3. The part where a young Ben Parker was excited about being an uncle. Gives me chills every time!

2. The part where Dakota Johnson screamed to the heavens “Why weren’t there more Fifty Shades books?!?!” Gives me chills every time!

1. The part where he was in the Amazon with her mom when she researching spiders just before she died. CHILLS EVERY TIME!!!!

Have a great day, y’all!