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Tuesday’s Politics thread reporting for duty!

100% AI and chip-free! I’m a real person, typing real things, with my very real (…..8, 9, 10) TEN fingers. Looks at me go.

I don’t want to know what happens with this person. I do, but I don’t. This is one of those things I’m going to watch from between my fingers, and possible behind the couch. Elmo successfully implanted a chip in some schmuck’s head:

http://tinyurl.com/2t6zx6a8

The DOJ is investigating a Democratic House Member for alleged misuse of government funds for personal security. We don’t know any more beyond that (which is as of about 9:30 pm Eastern).

http://tinyurl.com/ypznsyd2

Dean Phillips continues to think he’s a viable candidate for president. Would I vote for him over The Idiot? Of course! I’d vote for a ham sandwich over that jackass. Would I vote for him over Biden? Absolutely not!

http://tinyurl.com/p4944hsn

There’s my three. Does is feel like January 74th to anyone else? Just me? It feels like this month has been extra. Like overall, just waaaaay extra. Way more than normal. I hope we can all take a moment and collectively take a breath. Sometime today as you go about your business, take an intentional breath and know that somewhere on another screen, someone else did the same thing. Maybe that’ll make you smile a bit. It’ll make me smile a bit.

No threatening Mayor McSquirrel or anyone else. Keep it between the lines, everyone.