Halloween, alas, is over. And at my house, there were zero–ZERO–trick or treaters. Well, they missed out! Because I had MCDONALD’S GIFT CERTIFICATES! They could’ve taken them to a McDonald’s and gotten a regular soft drink with them! And not some of the healthy crap they try to shove in to the Happy Meals today! No, a real true soda! Oh well. Looks like I got twenty regular soft drinks for myself now! Joke’s on you, stupid kids!

Crap. It says they’re only redeemable for children under 14 years of age.

Looks like I wasted my dollar.

Have a great day, y’all. I’m going to find out if I can somehow get a refund for this gift certificate book.