A few facts about TCRM:
-He is older than the universe
-His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and flesh… a great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame
-He appreciates The Muppets on a deeper level than you
-He pretends to hold all life in limitless contempt but actually he has a soft chewy centre and is a good boy
-Today is his birthday
Happy birthday, Eyeball!