This Tuesday Politics Thread Is, but It Isn’t

Or, to quote Jean Arp, “Ta-DaDa!”

This fill-in thread header has been conjured to replace what surely would have been a better piece by the only good cop, Art Cop Vandelay. We’re 49 days out from what may be the last U.S. election ever. So practice now to execute later.

Remember: You vote like you play around on the internet.