Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!
You remember “polotics”, right? Yeah those were the days. It must have been, I dunno, at least 4 or 5 months ago by now. More innocent times!
Ah, Chip, okay gotta stay relevant. You don’t get paid the big bucks to half ass the Friday PT!
Uh, so who is ready for some Friday Firings? My money is on Barr, who had the audacity to passive aggressively say out loud that Trump’s insanely stupid tweets are making it harder to quietly turn the USA into a fully fascist country.
Oh, and Happy Valentines day! I choo-choo-choose you all.