Rum Tum Tugger’s Day Thread (12/21)

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat.

If you offer him pheasant he’d rather have grouse.

If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat.

If you put him in a flat then he’d rather have a house.

If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat.

If you set him on a rat then he’d rather chase a mouse.