The players had their equipment. Saki, Bob, Subarashi, Louis and Renge faced the lights. As they entered the arena, one of them disappeared. “Renge?” Saki asked, which was met by a familiar mechanical sound. A huge stage raised itself from underground
“OHOHOHOHOHO!” Renge bellowed from her custom stage. “I represent the Miumina High Conglewhacking team. We will remove our competitors from the tournament with such efficiency that their only solace will be each others’ arms!”
By then, the rest of the team had made it to the arena. Lutair blew the whistle and the conglewhacking began. Renge was immediately carded for not being in the ring, but she made it up with the style points she had earned with her entrance. Bob and Louis, treating this as the sport competition it was, earned several whacks on their opponents as Subarashii, with possum-like agility collected the fallen sandals. To the crowd, it appeared as if Saki was simply reading a romance novel, but those who paid specific attention would notice than any enemy combatants who came near her began to experience severe cramps and lost one or two of their sandals, which piled neatly in Saki’s left hand.
One of those who was paying specific attention was a former athlete with red hair and a thirst for gold. “Yes, yes. I can get them to be sponsored by you, whatever that means, just fork over the gold,” Severa said. She had decided to change names again to become the team’s “marketing manager”. Might as well make some use out of this world hop…
At the end of the match, Zora Neale Hurston Middle School didn’t score any points, leading to a clean conglewham for Miumina High. The entire crowd stood and cheered as the whistle was blown. Hugs were awarded and these strange athletes gained idol status for the entire next day.
As the night ran its course and the other schools competed, trouble brewed among some of the players.
Rad Buttonmash played on his ultra-special modified Super Nintendo, which he had mobilicized with a large car battery in his backpack and a visor of his own design. This design certainly made it hard for him to see where he was going, but he had the way home memorized by now and the cars had learned to mostly avoid him. Unfortunately, this time the cars weren’t the only thing he should be worried about. He felt a burlap sack come over his head, which was frankly unnecessary, and strong arms carry him away.
A gruff voice said “You’re droppin out of this tournament, kid.
“What? Why?” asked Rad.
“You’ve come down with a bad case of poison…”
“Poison ivy!” said the voice, maliciously. Rad felt his hands being rubbed with some kind of leaf.
“No! My gamer hands!” he exclaimed, but it was too late. The itchiness was already setting in.
The next morning, Retsuko made her way out of her favorite Karaoke place. These kids were all a rough bunch, and she was not enjoying reliving her high school years. She had needed to blow off some steam. She walked herself to the school, a new spring in her step after screaming most of the night away.
Just as she entered the locker room, first to show up, she received a call. It was her boss, Ton.
“CALENDAR. What are you doing?” Ton asked.
“I-I’m getting ready for the sport tournament. It’s my day off.” Retsuko replied.
“Since when do you have those? While you were playing kids games, your work load has piled up.”
“B-but I was assigned to play in this tournament. You said I had to be a kohai.”
“I did that before I realized that golf is also a sport!” Ton exclaimed. “I’m the kohai now, Calendar. Now get back to work!”
The phone clicked and Retsuko sighed, turning away from the lockers and back toward the office.
A little later, the team came into the locker room to find a few surprises. First, their uniforms were now apparently sponsored by Umbrella Corporation. Second, there was a new face there. Someone named Ton. He attempted to fit into Retsuko’s uniform as they trickled in, only to tear the whole thing in half.
“FINALLY!” exclaimed lutair, who had just kinda been waiting there the whole time. “That one act, of tearing a uniform in half” he paused for effect, “is against the rules! You’re out of here!”
Ton stomped away, mumbling something about comeuppances.
Nobody had heard from Rad all day. His hands were too itchy to use his phone.
Rad Buttonmash/jake is out of the tournament. He was an Athlete (Vanilla Town).
Retsuko/Goat is out of the tournament. She was the Kohai (Universal Backup).
4 Delinquents (Mafia Goons)
1 Mastermind (Mafia Roleblocker)
13 12 Athletes (Vanilla Townies)
3 2 Idiots in Love (Lovers*)
1 Reformed Delinquent (Cop)
1 Class Rep (Doctor)
1 Student Council President (Jailkeeper)
1 Antagonist (Serial Killer, Immune to Investigation)
1 Snooty Heir/Heiress (2-shot Vigilante)
1 Kohai (Universal Backup)
* – Idiots in Love know who their partners are, and will die if both of their partners die. If they get to Day 4 with all 3 Idiots alive, they all die. (There can only be two). If the second-to-last Idiot in Love is night-killed, the remaining Idiot can be saved by the Class Rep or Student Council President. A new love blossoms?
- spookyfriend – Spookyshinyuu
- raven and rose – Renge Houshakuji
- dw – Giorno Giovanna
- MSD – Killua Zoldyck
- sic humor – Air Bud
- Grumproro – Natsumi Hinata
- Lamb Dance – Loopy Adora
Goat – RetsukoKohai (Universal Backup)
- Ralph – Kogoro
- Louie – San (Princess Mononoke)
- The Hayes Code – Mako Mankanshoku
- Donalbain – Daisy L Bain
- Lindsay – A. Teen
forge_it_jake – Rad ButtonmashAthlete (Vanilla Town)
- Demyx – Peridot
- Jude – Tina Crawford
- Jam – Saki Hanajima
- Indy – Brian Johnson (Nerd)
- Happiest – Bob Hamelin
Lord Stoneheart – SelenaIdiot In Love (Lover)
- Sagittariuskim – Aru Honshou
- BannerThief – Louis (Beastars)
- Sub – Subaru Suzuki
- Mr.ImMyOwnGrampa – JFK
- Nate – Ted, the computer lab attendant
- Zecko – Landry Clarke
- hoho – subarashi possamu
SPORT 2: Thimbles! The game of kings! This is a very dangerous sport! You need 2 players. Each player will get a roll on a six-sided die. If they roll a 5 or 6, they will receive a 1-shot power. If they roll a 1, they will be injured and therefore eliminated from the tournament. NO SPORT PLAYERS FROM THE PREVIOUS ROUND MAY PLAY THIS ROUND’S SPORT.
Remember NO EDITING POSTS. If you edit a post, you will likely be modkilled, which is bad for your entire team. Attack arguments, not people. Feel free to get into character, but votes and game-based decisions don’t necessarily have to be thoroughly character-based. Remember, this is a game. Have fun with it!
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