“Calculon! A fight scene has broken out at the special effects warehouse. Come quickly before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway.”

“If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover Ferarri, press 1. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press 2. Enter now.”

“You have pressed 2.”

“No I didn’t!”

“I’m almost positive you did.”