So last week on this blessed, blessed show:

 

BETTY’S MOM SHOT CMM WHO WAS PLANNING TO ESCAPE IN A ROCKET WHILE WEARING AN EVEL KINEVEL SUIT

WHY DIDN’T THEY LAUNCH THE ROCKET

Also Archie and Mad Dog started a community center thanks to drug money that Archie stole from drug dealers because he went full Daredevil and was able to beat up like 7 guys at once

Ronnie dropped the Lodge name(she is now Veronica Luna) and Hiram revealed he can basically leave whenever he wants

Toni hired a hand for Nana Rose and Cheryl fired his ass and finally realized how much Cheryl needs help when she discovers “Jay Jay”

Jughead’s feuding with the local school sociopath who definitely probably outed Marmaduke(lol) as Moose

someone gave Jug and Betty a mystery VHS

and it looks like Molly Ringwold’s gonna be staying around for the foreseeable future!