Guess what day it is. It’s a dull game, but you can guess anyway.

How perfectly dreary and dreadful. A joke worthy of flinging yourself over a waterfall over. And at the bottom of said waterfall are crocodiles. Crocodiles who haven’t eaten in weeks.

I suppose there must be some reason to be cheerful today.

The nice thing about balloons is that they all either pop or deflate someday.

Have a morbid Wednesday, everyone.