What fictional foods would you really want to try? When I was a kid I wanted to sample an Everlasting Gobstopper so bad I could taste it (ducks rotten tomatoes). Eventually when Wonka® candies came out it was a disappointment because nothing really could have matched my unrealistic expectations. I sometimes wonder what a crabby patty tastes like, but figure a good crab cake on a bun would hit that spot. CMT Dibbler’s sausages are probably best left a mystery.