The Weekend Politics Thread Would Rather Not Wreck Any Countries, Thanks

Well I’d call THIS a startling headline:

Boris Johnson could be the last prime minister of the United Kingdom

The article is a decent summary (I think?) of the way a potential no-deal Brexit will play in each of the constituent parts of the UK. Let’s hope that Johnson and his fellow vandals aren’t able to destroy their own country like they want to.

Meanwhile, in the USA:

Spiraling Trade Tensions Threaten Economy as Trump Pressures China

Trump loves to play the tough guy on trade, but since he is not, in fact, a tough guy, shit like this happens instead. Let’s hope that Trump and his fellow vandals aren’t able to destroy their own country like they want to.

Meanwhile, in Brazil:

Bolsonaro Fires Head of Agency Tracking Amazon Deforestation in Brazil

Fascists recognize that protection of the environment is associated with the left rather than the right. When their goal is to destroy their enemies, and they decide the Earth is on the other team, this situation is the result. Let’s hope that Bolsonaro and his fellow vandals aren’t able to LITERALLY destroy their own country like they want to.

Let’s have no threats against Mayor McSquirrel or any other forest creatures. Also, humans – you can’t threaten them either. If things get too enrage-y in this here thread, then check out some of the cool stuff that people are talking about here at the Avocado. Have a good weekend!