Hello y’all. Are you ready because the Avocado Census is here!
The results will be revealed at a later date sometime within a month’s time.
You have until midnight tonight to fill it out. This is the last day!
So hurry up already, geez!
Background on this Census
For those of you who weren’t around for the last two, the Avocado census is a survey of the Avocado community done by yours truly. Unlike other surveys however I don’t just release the results in boring old text format. I add some razzle and dazzle baby through creative infographics!
Now for those of you who remember previous years you might be wondering: “hey weren’t the other census done during April ya lazy bastard?” You’d be correct. I wasn’t even planning on doing one this year but fuck it I changed my mine.
Previous Census Results
About this Year’s Questions
This census has 23 questions. There are 15 concerning personal identity, 6 your Avocado habits, and the last 2 are about pop culture.
Since privacy is of upmost importance only 2 personal identity and the 6 Avocado questions are mandatory. All other questions are optional. The census is completely anonymous. No names, IP addresses or blood samples are collected.
Some of the questions from last year have been revised so there is less confusion and better answers. The do you own a pet question now has a no option for example.
What is your gender identity?
How old are you?
What is your sexual orientation?
Are you currently in a relationship?
How many children, if any, do you have?
What language(s) beside English can you speak?
In what country do you currently reside?
What is your primary racial identity?
What is your Religion, if any?
What is your current level of education?
What is your current employment status?
If employed what is your occupation (librarian, janitor, doctor, etc)?
What is your total yearly income in US dollars?
How would you describe your political affiliation?
Do you currently have a pet or pets? If so, what are they?
When did you first discover The Avocado?
How did you first discover the Avocado?
What are your top 3 favourite recurring threads in The Avocado?
How often do you frequent the Avocado?
What is your total post count on the Avocado?
How many threads have you created on the Avocado?
What is your favourite film among the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate the entirety of the TV show Game of Thrones?