The day thread is here to grant you three wishes! But no wishing for more wishes. All you get is three. No substitutions, exchanges, or refunds.

Of course, there a few no rules. No killing anybody. No making anyone fall in love with anyone else. No bringing people back from the dead. No undoing the Kinjapocalypse. No remaking the final season of Game of Thrones. No removing Rose from The Last Jedi. No more Terminator sequels/reboots/sequelboots with confusing timelines. Still no remaking the final season of Game of Thrones. No wishing for a reboot of Ben and Arthur. And no wishing for HateSong to make a comeback around here.

Other than that, you got it!

Have a magical day, Avocados!