Last week on This Neverending Insanity:

JB got kidnapped and saved

The Farm has pretty much taken over the town

Archie and Veronica somehow haven’t noticed and still care about boxing

Jughead’s Mom bounced

Betty’s Dad died offscreen (hmmm…)

Josie’s on her way out and broke up with Archie

OH TURNS OUT EDGAR IS EVEYLIN’S HUSBAND, NOT BROTHER

and my god has this season been long

 

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