My fellow Avocados. [applause] I am here today to talk to you about the state of our Politics Thread. [applause] Nothing I say will be new information. [applause] More bland platitudes. [standing ovation for some reason] Please look at the somewhat politically relevant guest I brought, as I exploit their name, image, and story for cheap political points. [applause] Let’s all do this again in 2 years. [standing ovation again?]
Thank you, goodnight, and God Bless the Avocado.
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