So, Last week: turns out Archie didn’t die

lol ok

Tall Boy was revealed as the GK

lol ok

Varchie broke up again because Reggie opened his dumb mouth

Josie & the Pussycats are MIA

Kevin who

FORMER GANG LEADER JP Jones was made the new sheriff

Uncle Evil Twin is randomly dead and Jughead threw a party to cover up a dead body

 

it made sense at the time

 

but never mind that shit, this week: KELLY RIPA YA’LL