It’s so easy to just bag on the President in these headers, but today I’ll turn my attention to his “lawyer”, Rudy Giuliani. The Rudester. Rudonovic Giulianski. Rooty Tooty No Colludey.

Anyway he keeps walking back all the very damaging things he keeps admitting while under no duress whatsoever and it’s kind of funny to me. This brilliant legal mind, this shining example of American legal education, keeps telling us his client is totally guilty but it’s not like crimes are CRIMES, you know? What a gift to us all.

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