President Wimpy just bought a bunch of cheap hamburgers for the Clemson feetsball team and was so darn proud of himself! How magnanimous of him to buy Burger Kings for the hoi polloi! And why wouldn’t he? After all, that’s their favorite food, they’re not big fancy lads like him. No, a well-done steak with ketchup would be wasted on their less sophisticated palates. Baconators for my men, Filet-O-Fish for my horses, and so forth.

Header pic provided by LibraryLass or whatever name you’re using these days, you people know who I mean

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