Werewolves 81: Pet Sematary — Chapter 5

Taylor was alone in her loft apartment above Mello’s Tavern. So alone. Always so alone. She was strumming her arch top Loar and thinking about the events of a few hours ago. She began to hum to herself, and the title for her new song came to her: “I Would Die For You, Baby (But Just One Time).” She would start the song in A Minor, the saddest of chords, but by the end she would be belting it out G to C to D! The words began to come to her, and as she started to really sing she missed the sound of her apartment door opening and closing.
“You’re my real mack daddy,
And I adore you so-o-o-o,
I got a sweet tea caddy,
And it’s ready to ro-o-o-o-OOOOOORGH!”
Taylor was surprised by the pair of pliers she used to snip her guitar strings suddenly appearing out of her now silenced windpipe.
TAYLOR/MOONSTERMASH is now dead and in the Graveyard. She was VANILLA TOWN.

Two hours later a slightly intoxicated and overly tired Town Council was still meeting in Mayor Bun Bun’s office going over the night’s events. After freeing Marty Stu then helping to clean up Mello’s Tavern and having another round of shots for the road they’d left and crossed the street to the courthouse. Nobody was quite sure what to make of what just happened, but they were all in agreement that they did not feel badly about killing that hidden scum, Peter Porker.
“…….hey……….guys,” A Sloth spoke quietly. “……..I……am……….sorry………..but……..it’s……time……….to…….drop…………my…………weekly………..load………..be…back…………..in…………..a……………..bit……….”
Mayor Bun Bun, who had just dropped a handful of pellets in the corner office, looked at him and sighed.
After 45 minutes Mayor Bun Bun had grown restless.
“I’m gonna go check on A Sloth and make sure he hasn’t fallen asleep. Again.”
She hopped down the hallway to the newly minted Uni-Sex bathroom but paused outside the door. She heard a child’s laughter.
“………what….are……….you………doing……..here………no……….stop……….!”
“uh, John,” Mayor Bun Bun called out. “Get down here right away!!!”
Bun Bun pushed her way into the bathroom only to hear the unsettling child’s voice say, “Come play with me!” Bun Bun rear kicked open the first stall and was horrified to find Marty Stu strangling A Sloth with his own medical pouch that had been strapped to his waist and was spilling its contents all over the bathroom floor. Marty Stu was laughing and hooting and finally dropped the now stilled body of A Sloth on the floor.
“You’re too late, Bun Bun No Fun! Now he’s one of mine!”
A SLOTH/APRIL is dead and has been turned into a GHOUL.
At that exact moment the newly appointed Sheriff uh, John busted into the bathroom, took stock of the gruesome scene, and fired a single round into Marty Stu’s forehead killing him instantly.
MARTY STU/MAC has died and gone to the Graveyard. He was GAGE.
Mayor Bun Bun and Sheriff uh, John looked over the two dead bodies and both started backwards when they saw A Sloth move. Sheriff uh, John clicked back the hammer on his pistol, ready to fire again.
“…….no……….wait……………I’m…………okay………….I…fell…….on………….my…………..syringe…………..I………healed…………..myself…………..”
A SLOTH/APRIL has Cured himself.
Everyone was breathing heavily; this was all just too much to take in. Then a voice from another stall rang out.
“What the FU-”
Blam! Sheriff uh, John fired quickly at the stall door.
“Oh fuck me.”
Beneath the stall’s door they could see the very dead body of that strange little Goth girl.
MANIC PIXIE DEATH GIRL/SISTER JUDE has died and gone to the Graveyard. They were VANILLA TOWN.

Characters
1)Goat — (Not-so-Giant)Hogweed
2)Hayes — Klaus
3)InnDE — The Budweiser Frogs
4)sic — DWIGHT!!!
5)Annanomally — Peter Porker — JAILERCHURCHILL
6)dw — Red Miller — SHERIFF – RETIRED
7)Lord Stoneheart — uh, John (Really JEB! but shhhhh) – SHERIFF
8)Captain Video – Bert the Turtle
9)Shinichiki — Intense Chicken
10)April — A Sloth — MEDICAL EXAMINER
11)Mayelbridwen — A Bunch of Zombie Flies
12)Mac- Marty Stu MacCrocodile – GAGE
13)Louie — Eleanor Bunny — MAYOR
14)moonstermash — Taylor
15)Library Lass — Nightmares
16)Owen — Heat Miser
17)Nick — Mickey Mouse
18)Sister Jude — Manic Pixie Death Girl
19)Lindsay — Jon Arbuckle
20)Thoughts — Mrs. Frisby

Backups:
1)Admirax
2)subsaharan

TOWN COUNCIL:
MAYOR — Heads the Town Council. Has veto power on any decisions made.
SHERIFF — Has six kill shots.
JAILER — Can protect/block a player each night.
MEDICAL EXAMINER — Can cure a player each night.

None of these actions can be used on the same player on successive Nights.
The Town Council Members share a QT and were protected from Night actions on their first Night in office. If a Council Member is killed at any point, they will be replaced the following Day by a new vote, and the new Council Member will be protected on their first Night in office too. Gage and Church share a QT also and were protected from Night actions on the first Night as well.
Please clap, and please make at least three comments per Chapter. Due to the nature of our game we’re going to ask players to be fairly tight lipped post-Twilight and post-death. No editing of comments and absolutely no quoting, direct or otherwise, of QTs without Mods’ approval. This will seriously be frowned upon!
This is a game, and it gets intense at times, so please remember to attack arguments not people or play styles.

Twilight will be at 12pm PST/ Whatever O’ Clock EST 1/8/19

Whatever O’Clock is my brother’s birthday, hoho. In EST. Well, actually, CST. Darnit.