The Tuesday Politics Thread Tries To Escape Justice

This Politics Thread is brought to you by Mister Miracle, Super Escape Artist!

Scott Free, AKA Mister Miracle, was but a babe on New Genesis, the son of the Highfather. Until one day, as part of a truce with Darkseid (evil tyrant of Apokolips), the Highfather traded Scott for one of Darkseid’s sons, Orion. Plunged into a hellish world of pain and subjugation, and put under the tutelage of the sadistic Granny Goodness, Scott eventually escaped and made his way to Earth where he would one day help Michael Cohen effect his own escape from a certain prison sentence.

Boy, Jack Kirby really knew his shit, huh?

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