(Pictured: Any Big Box store within 1400 miles of you, right now)
Hey all; Happy (Black) Friday-
Hope all Americados had themselves a good, filling, and all-around non-stressful holiday, and I hope that all you Internatiocados are amusing yourselves watching the latest footage of the yearly commercial bloodsport that comes after.
Given the nature of the day, the fact that a lot of our minds are probably on anything but work at the moment, and the fact that I’m barely fighting off the tryptophan composing this as it is why don’t we just make this a bit of a free-for-all? Your job, your holiday, your kill-count at Wal-Mart, it’s all good; so have at it.
As ever, have a safe and productive (maybe even lucrative) rest of the day, a safe trip home, and a great weekend. And remember: Using a toddler as a cudgel to beat away an 80-year-old woman to get the best deal on the newest-model flatscreen is only shameful if you don’t get it.