(This is a take on a classic campfire tale taught to me by my dad. For best effect, imagine I have turned off all the lights and am delivering it in a spooky voice.)

Once, there was a dark, dark Universe.

And in that dark, dark Universe, there was a dark, dark galaxy.

And in that dark, dark galaxy, there was a dark, dark solar system.

And in that dark, dark solar system, there was a dark, dark planet.

And on that dark, dark planet, there was a dark, dark continent.

And on that dark, dark continent, there was a dark, dark country.

And in that dark, dark country, there was a dark, dark state.

And in that dark, dark state, there was a dark, dark county.

And in that dark, dark county, there was a dark, dark city.

And in that dark, dark city, there was a dark, dark neighborhood.

And in that dark, dark neighborhood, there was a dark, dark street.

And on that dark, dark street, there was a dark, dark house.

And in that dark, dark house, there was a dark, dark hallway.

And off that dark, dark hallway, there was a dark, dark room.

And in that dark, dark room, there was a dark, dark computer.

And on that dark, dark computer, there was a dark, dark website.

And on that dark, dark website, there was a dark, dark night thread…

[TO BE CONTINUED]