Good morning, shoppers. It’s another lovely day in T̸̸͖̜̲̲̟̝̙̻͔͑̂̒ͭ̂ͧ̃̆ͮ̋͆ͤͤ̆͝͠ͅḨ̷̸̧̩͓̳̜̣̞̥̗͉̲͚̯̼̪̱̯̹̮̈ͬ̾ͥ̽ͮͧ͐͑̈̑͠I̧̛̖̯̣͉͓͚̗̜̲̣̟̩̥͐ͬ̋ͮ̃̏͌ͤ͛ͤ̿̓͢͠S̢̛ͨ̏͑ͣ͝҉͏̰͖̫͔͇̟̤̘̦ͅ, and the time is ̴̢̟͎̙̟̯̜͉̗̳͎̉ͬͫ̆̉͡͝ͅI̶̶̗̪͓̬̼͓͙̪̋͛̈ͩ̕͝S̛ͩ̃̅ͩͫ̓͏̴̴̛̩̘̺̣̞̜͕͇͎̦͔̬̖̙̟͔͉͍̠. Today, we have a great many specials; please be sure to check out our wide selection of ̒̾̄͂ͭ̈́̊̎͜͏̨͍͎͕͖̰̲͡Ȁ̩̦̬̘̙͙̞͖̦̼̥͖̪̞̬͎̄ͪ̿́͘͢, as well as our new items in stock…
…I’m, well, I’m getting some word now. There appears to be a…well, a mass, coming over the horizon. Now, there’s no reason to panic; I’m sure our local ̴̶͍̳̪͉̙̠̞͓͉̗̞̝̗͚͔ͥ͋ͣ̓̓͒͆̓̾̅͆͛ͥͥ̕͜ͅD̼̯͈̫̒ͥ̊̈̿̌̓͋̔̒̓ͪͪ͟R̘͓̳̤̲̲̠͕̊̃ͩ̍ͣ͂̆͐ͯͯ̍͜͞E̍̑͋̊͂ͥ͘҉̷̭͇̪̙͔̬̩̹͓͚̬̮ͅA̵̬̯̟̙͉̖̮̳̞͕̦̯̱̺̠ͣͮ͋́͟͝M̧̠̹͖͓͈͉̤̣̫͙̞̙͋̋̽͂̀ will be able to sort this out, but for your safety, we ask that you all remain here in ̒̓̽ͯ̉̐̆̃͋́͊ͩ̆̏̿͒̍̏͞͏̣͇̫̺̠̣͎͍͔͔̟̻̦̥̀͜͝ͅͅP̶̘̟̲̜̠͚̲ͧ͑̈ͨ̈́̋̿ͣ̀̕͞L̨̹͉̝̳̞̜ͦ͒ͪ̿͑̌͒̾̐ͫ̄̀̄̓ͤͭ́͜͜͝Ę̷̧̑ͩ͛ͤͨ̊̄̿ͯ̚͘҉͚͕̯̺̥͔̘̬̙̹A̧͎͚͓̣̺̲͍̭̝͙̗̞̫ͣ̽̿̈̏͜Ŝͣͧ̐̑̀ͥ͌̄̀̊͋̋̽̃͐̀ͧ̀͢͏̼̖̭͎́E̵̡͍̘̠̳̺̩͈̘̗̜̟̳̓̃̓̆̆̑̉ͯ͋̒ͪ̽͗͘. Form orderly lines and please proceed to the back; we’ve already contacted the local ̨̛̏̑̊̍͛̑ͮ͒͋̿̂̀ͯͥ̐̾ͪ͑͟͞͏͙̫̭͇̤͓̞͎W̹̙̯̝̙̩̮̰̱̜̞̠͂̓ͯ̌̋̚̕͠ͅÅ̸̹̩̗͖̤͇̊̆͑͂ͯ͌̉͊̇̐̾͋̓ͣ͑́̿́͝K̴̈͗ͣͧͯ̎͑̇̐̊͑̒̄̓͐̄̔҉̹̖͖̥̰͖͔̖̤̟Ę̸̤̣͇̖̱̳̖̟͙͚̦͔̟͉͈͊ͣ̀ͯ̄̽͞, and we will be updating you as the situation changes. There is no reason to be ̢̋͆ͭ̃̊̍̽̆̒͗ͨͬ̈́͘҉̻̟̩̲̻̳̩̤͙͍̗̩͚̮̯̠͍ͅÙ̔͊͂̎̈̓̏̅ͪ̔̇̌ͪ̋̓҉̡͏̵̡̹̙̼̣̝̣̻͕̘̗̪͓̮̦̳͚̹̜̜P̷̨̈̽͋̃̑͆͌ͫ̃̓̑̔͒̿̀͘҉̲̯̘̻̹͕̪̻̯̤̠͎̯̺͈̼̰ͅ.
Please standby.
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SLOTS
1. Lamb Dance
2. El Marinero
3. Forget_it_jake
4. Lindsay ‘Scream’ DisasterNook
5. Little Miss Giggle Fits
6. SisterJudeTheObscure
7. InnDE…ED
8. D. Goat
9. Lutair
10. Dw
11. Doctor Nick
12. HohoPossum
13. Prester John’s Child
14. Creeper
15. April L.K.D.
16. Notevenanerd
17. Spiny Creature
18. LouieBlue
19. Sic humor
20. HolsGG
21. Candide
22. Warrior
Backup 1: MacCrocodile
ROLES
I dream, at night,
Of going home someday.
Somewhere so far away…
So dream alright,
I know it’s going to take some time.
I’m going home someday.
This will be a complex game, with many roles; previous experience with Werewolves is highly encouraged. Roleplay is always highly recommended, but not necessary. When the slots fill up, assembly will begin immediately; expect Day 1 to occur soon.