Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to discuss the twisty-turny two and a half hour marathon that is the sixth Mission: Impossible movie. Could you keep track of all the double crosses? Should the franchise retire ‘motorcycles’ as a concept for a while? Is Tom Cruise getting too old for this shit? And most important of all, was Henry Cavill’s mustache worth the trouble it’s caused (spoilers: the answer is yes).