Surprising pretty much no one, the Semifinals narrowed the top four seeds down to the top two seeds.
Gonzo the Great defeated Statler & Waldorf, 57-42, and Kermit the Frog defeated Cookie Monster, 53-46. To determine a definitive top-four ranking, Statler & Waldorf will square off against Cookie Monster in the bronze-medal match today.
But of course what we’re really here for is the grand prize: who is the greatest Muppet of all: Kermit the Frog or Gonzo the Great?
This poll is legally binding in seventeen states and Puerto Rico, so choose carefully.