The Day Thread of Hair Today

After 19 months and 3 days of freeform follicular frenzy, I looked like:



Two days later, I looked like:




You’d think I would focus more on having a smartphone for a face than on the length of my hair, but you do get used to some things more than others.

What have you changed about yourself lately?

Note: Forearms brought to you by being an actual 25-year-old powerlifter 23 years ago.