Build-a-Cast: The Worst Possible Star Trek Crew

The rules are simple! Build the worst possible crew for a Star Trek ship out of Star Trek characters. Duplicates allowed if they are alternate versions of the character (e.g. Spock and Mirror Spock), and while I’m not gonna enforce this, one-offs should be avoided barring unusual circumstances (e.g. Tuvix, as a smooshing of two regular cast members would be not only ok, but encouraged!). All continuities welcome, so you can plumb the depths of everything from the novels to the MMORPG. So let’s get cracking on the USS Making Shit Up!
Captain-
First Officer-
Medical Officer-
Helm-
Science Officer-
Tactical/Security-
Engineering-
Counselor-
Comms-
Diplomacy-
Mess Hall/Bartender/Casino Owner-
Feel free to add extra roles or leave them blank. We’re going for dysfunction above all!
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