All hail the mighty of Jabba! Oh wise and great one of the sands which are coarse and rough and get everywhere!
You who Han Solo is afraid of. You who should get his own movie. You who is slimy and majestic. You who may be more sexy than Thanos.
We rest easy, oh wise Jabba, knowing your rule will never be taken down by anyone, or any princess, or any unfortunate T-shirt canon.
Sleep well, Avocados! And hail Jabba!