Going a bit more “out there” with this one, as we dedicate a little time to a badass villain…from a Disney Junior cartoon.

That’s right, if you don’t know who Kenge is, he’s a foe from Disney Channel’s The Lion Guard…but that doesn’t make him any less of a threat. Kenge’s a lizard-for-hire (though he’s treated like an assassin) who has the power to instantly paralyze his victims with a single bite. That’s pretty fucking hardcore when your show is often aired after Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. 

And you don’t fuck with Kenge. His biggest pride in life is that he’s a big lizard, and if anyone ever dares to call him a little lizard, they are in big, big trouble.

But the most important thing about Kenge is that he has a catchy song all about him. It’s all about how bad he is. DON’T FUCK WITH KENGE!

(Also, yeah, Scar’s ghost–which was brought back from Hell from the show’s villains–is also a part of all of this. And, no, I’m not kidding about the whole “bringing Scar back from Hell” thing. That happened!)

Have a good night, Avocados!