I have no idea what the hell I was originally planning for this thing. But it turns out I share my birthday with the release of the original Mr. Potatohead toy in 1952. So that’s something. Did you know originally there was no potato body? Just the accessory bits, parents had to provide an actual potato for use. Which didn’t go over well because WWII was still fresh in people’s minds and no one wanted to waste food……

Anyways, get to your posting. Han Solotato is watching you