People love stories about close calls: An underdog that scraps its way into a narrow victory. A hero that almost doesn’t make it, but finds a reserve of courage and resolve that ends up winning the day.
Yeah, that didn’t happen. All the winners in the Cake Final Eight were pretty much blowouts. So, we must now bid farewell to the ones that got steamrolled. Cue the montage and swelling music for Pineapple Upside-Down, Coffee, Red Velvet, and Bundt.
Now, it’s down to the Final Four. Upvote your pick in each match-up, and argue for your favorites. Good luck!