Squeep’s First Birthday Thread!

Hooray! Today is Squeep’s first birthday! Freaking finally! I swear she’s been a kitten since W. was in office. She’s seen things you wouldn’t believe. But today she is a certified full-grown kitty cat. Since my very first Open Thread ever was about baby Squeep, it seems only appropriate that she get a Day Thread in her honor today.

She’s come a long way since she was discovered behind a Target, only mostly dead, unlike her poor siblings (RIP).

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I casually shared some pictures of her here and unwittingly started a cult. She’s not even my cat, y’all. She was a pretty ridiculously adorable little scrapper, though, so I get it.

She remains pretty cute today.

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I get to see her occasionally, and she loves me. Really. This look is one of adoration. The growling sound she was making when the picture was taken? Also adoration.

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When I visited last month, she got confused and slept on me. Her walk of shame the next morning was hilarious. Never forget.

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Also hilarious is this picture of her coming down from some meds. Derp.

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She’s a deeply strange little cat (she licks the inside of her person Boris’s nose; who does that?), but that’s okay, because she had a rough start in life and is now a healthy, happy one-year-old cat ready to conquer the world – or at least the futon.

 

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She now passes on her title of Cutest Avocado Kitten to Spats (SPATS!). Long may he reign.

Happy Birthday, Squeepers! Stay weird, kid!

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