Back in 2010, the website Jezebel ran a Cake Vs. Pie tournament that took the internet by storm. Given how fast food tastes and trends shift, though, we should declare term limits on the winner and readdress which baked good should reign supreme.
After consulting with multiple dessert-eating experts, I’ve made some changes to the competitors and the seeding. Cheesecake fits fairly comfortably into either category, and will watch with superiority from the sidelines. Ice cream cake is too much about the ice cream. I don’t even know why “funfetti” was included in the original tournament.
Upvote your pick in each match-up, and argue for your favorites!