The Monday Politics Thread Lost Everything in Pumpkin Futures

The stock market has been up and down, mostly down, lately. And since we’ve always been at Trade War with Asia, it must just be a fluke. I’m going to bide my time, keep my money in pumpkins and just ride this whole thing out.

In the meantime, remember to be kind to your fellow Avocados, flag for rule breaking and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel, who’s growing out of the middle of my back.