Yesterday was April Fool’s Day which meant you had to be extra suspect of everything you read on the internet. Now that the darkness has passed we can get back to the actual real stories of the President of the United States paying for a porn star’s silence, grown adult journalists being intimidated by teenagers and Frank Stallone legitimately being in the news.

 

Remember to be kind to your fellow Avocados, flag for rule breaking and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel.