Mitch Hedberg Day Thread

Happy Good Fryday everyone! I forgot I signed up for this thread. And my original plan I have forgotten. Should have written it when I signed up.

So here a quick recap of a unique comedian. Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) he was known for one liners mixed with absurd elements and non-sequitur punchlines. He was also a big drug user which is what lead to his death. I am a big fan of him and recommend checking him out.

Here are some of his jokes. They are a lot better with his cadence.

“I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn’t grow shit!”

“I haven’t slept for 10 days… because that would be too long.”

“I can read minds. But it’s pointless because I’m illiterate.”

Here is a video


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