Sort by oldest* comments to read the actual header, in which Uvular tells a heavy but hopeful true-life tale of damnation and reprieve, if not redemption. Since many Avocados will prefer to just get on with the commenting, he decided to lay the story only on those assed to hunt it up. L’chaim!
*Due to other commenters’ enthusiasm for a fresh thread, sorting the comments by Best will get you to the header post with less scrolling. Note that Uvular makes no personal claims or guarantees regarding his post constituting the best of anything.