Clearly both sides are the same. One side wants women to be free to have all of the abortions they want, to welcome immigrants from all over and provide them all with free healthcare while the other side wants the exact opposite of all three of those things. But both sides are jerks about it, so it doesn’t matter where they actually stand, they’re clearly both the same: jerks.

 

Remember, be kind to your fellow jerks, flag any jerks who break the rules and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel, even though we all know he’s a jerk.