Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!
I’m going to be honest: The only news I care about today is that resident shithead Papa John Schnatter, purveyor of the world’s worst “pizza”, is stepping down as CEO from the company named after him.
I’d like to think I was ahead of the curve by hating this clown (I even have a dartboard with his face on it…maybe I’ll post a picture later), but it turns out most people recognize that he’s a complete tool. I mean, look at him:
Anyway, I’m hoping this means that we’ll see less of him, but I’m not sure what his stores are going to do with the 17 cardboard cutouts of him smiling like an idiot in every room.
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