It’s been a year and 10 days since life started feeling a lot hotter around the edges and I started smelling brimstone every time I watch CNN. What fresh hell will this week bring? More sexual predators ousted from their abused positions of power? More foreign intrigue? More indictments (please say yes, please say yes)? More presidential tweets that would sound embarrassing coming from a toddler? Stay tuned to find out!
Just remember while we wait to be kind to your fellow Avocados, flag for rule breaking and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel.