It’s only fair since the president of the United States is apparently a Mean Girl now. As Trump’s trip to Asia winds up he’s going to be back in the US to tweet more of his teenage diary out to the world.

Strap in for another week of insanity while the GOP defends a sex offender (or at least, one more than usual), tries to pass tax reform.

Remember to treat your fellow Avocados kindly, flag for rule breaking and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel no matter how awful he is.