Welcome back to the Weekly Pun Thread on it’s new home. Just like last week, I’ll post a link to a story and let you all get all of your punnery out before the weekend. Also feel free to post alternative stories for everyone to play with.
This week’s story:
A man and a woman were busted Sunday on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit. Officials said the two were total strangers before boarding the plane.
A woman was arrested on the airplane for performing oral sex on a man while they were in their seats. The 48-year-old woman was heading to Nashville, while the 28-year-old man was heading to Miami.
Sucks to be them.