Werewolves XXIII: The Name of the Avocado – Day One – Part I

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Sacra di San Avocado is abuzz with news of a letter from Rome. Rumor has it that the abbey is host to a most insidious plague: heresy. The pope himself has sent a delegation, now on their way, to find the heretics and put an end to their poisonous falsehoods before they can spread any further.

Just yesterday, as the clouds rolled in, several nuns from Sacra della Nave della Madonna, a nearby convent arrived. Another letter sent to them instructed them to meet the inquisitors at Sacra di San Avocado, “as we do not intend to make two stops.” They were given cells to stay in, and welcomed as honored guests, even as suspicious whispers began to echo through the halls.

When the bells rang this morning at dawn, calling the faithful to Lauds, the abbot’s seat stood conspicuously vacant. A young novice was sent to fetch the abbot, but all he found was a trail of blood from the abbot’s chambers leading outside, buried under the freshly fallen snow.

The abbot is missing, and seriously hurt, at best. Somehow, you are certain this must be the work of the heretics you’ve been hearing about.

Shinichiki – Giuseppe Bianchi Bonitus Celestino Marucelli Bananafana d’Cinicicchi or“Cicchi” for short
Tyrone – Brother Bear. Spends his days working in the gardens.
subsaharan – Jude Law. Claims to be the next pope
InnDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED – Gregorio Deeeeeeeeedidici. Speaks with an exaggerated accent.
Flubdub Gunterpake – Brother Claude Flubdub. Keeps to his studies in the library, might not know what year it is.
Flaxon Jackson – Sor Flaxon. Tough-as-nails nun visiting from Sacra della Nave della Madonna.
Lovely Bones – [No Information Available]
forget_it_jake – Giacoma. A young novice of Sacra della Nave della Madonna
Otakunomike – Giuseppe Croce. Priest from Palermo in the Kingdom of Sicily.
liz156@friendface – Elisabetta or “Liz”. Villager from the village below.
Mello Yello Enthusiast – Clarence Wendall Mellotelli. Wandering drunkard.
BrittaBot – Sister Brittiana. An elderly nun from Sacra della Nave della Madonna.
the good king snugglewumps – Lisabetta. Tender-eared servant of the abbey.
lutair – Ludovico Wolfwood. A travelling priest with a habit of chewing on lit incense.
Shipwreck – Sister Shiparella. A fresh faced pious young nun.
disqus_F3dme7ZCKO – Lorenzo Lombardi. Vinter of the abbey.
Candide – Candide. Left with the lost abbot as a baby, grew up in the abbey.
Mirage – Friar Miragio Leopoldio Salvatorio Morriconio. Hysterical. Believes all woes are the works of demons.
BannerThief– Cardinale BannerThief. Reformed criminal, now a cardinal.
Creeper – Batmonk. Bat monk.


The days here typically last approximately 36 hours, but today, you have a little extra time. Day One will end Tuesday at 7pm Pacific time.
Countdown to Vespers.

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